Like Anyone Really Cares

So, I came across the brand new soda flavor, 'Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry Chocolate', the other day. Being a diet soda fan, I decided, "Why not? I'll pick up a bottle."

Holy crap, does it suck! I mean, a lot. NOT tasty. Or delicious. Really unpleasant. Grotesque. An assault on the taste buds. Didn't enjoy it in the least. Quite a failure in every area. Not money well spent. A regrettable decision, at best.

Hope I made my point.